SEXUAL FREEDOM; Just Do It! Do IT !
DO IT !!! - A non-serious comical look at the world's
most popular sport!
A
light-hearted look at the subject by a Kiwi who thinks sex is the most comical
thing he has ever heard of, seen, listened to or tasted!
DANGER: This small book is 100% entertainment but only marginally educational,
except for teenagers who will rave over it because it explains things they have
never
thought about. Some solo aspects of it may cause you to go blind. Be warned!
Author's comment: This book has been written in a polite manner with no
offensive words. My wife was looking over my shoulder as I wrote it!
Excerpts;....... "Sex is universal. You do not
have to be able to speak English to do it. Even the French have been suspected of
doing it which of course is of
serious concern to their neighboring countries!"
......... "too much self abuse may cause you to
go blind which of course is why I am also releasing this as a Kindle audio
book."
........... "Sex was originally invented in
invention, modified
it, adapted it, then introduced it to women. As it turned
out, a very popular move!"
........... "The author claims he was fully qualified to write a book on
sexual freedom because he has never paid for it!"
............ "Guys and girls have neat bits and pieces that seem to
fascinate each other. Girls have these neat mammary glands which can be great
fun. As a
secondary purpose they can also be used to feed
infants. But this is not all that common!"
............. "In my youthful days condoms were thick unfriendly things.
But if you joined 6 together end-to-end they made a
great slingshot!"
Buy this book - figure out where you're
going wrong - then just get on with it! What have you got to lose?
It's only going to cost you the price of a small cheap
smelly cigar!
Early comments from Australian buyers –
...... "The best send-up of sex I've read yet. The author should be
nominated for a New Year medal, probably a KGB one." (Russian resident
of
.......... "Disgusting and dirty. I
pray God gets even with you." (Practicing Christian)
........... "So that's what this sex stuff is all about. I've often wondered."
(40 year old guy living with Mum)
........... "Fantastic book but the author forgot to tell us how to
actually do it. We want to know!"
(Weribel Girls Convent)
http://www.amazon.co.uk/SEXUAL-FREEDOM-Just-non-serious-ebook/dp/B006IL1W5C
HOMEPAGE - http://www.mindtech.com.vu/